Alternative punchlines for jokes....

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    .... My dog has no nose
    Q. How does he smell?
    A. He can't, Ive just told you he has no nose.
     
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    Chicken A: Where you off to?
    Chicken B: I'm just crossing the road.
    Chicken A: Well don't, you'll never hear the last of it.
     
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    .......... a random answer
     
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    My wife's just gone to the West Indies

    Jamaica?

    Aye I did, the fat cow...
     
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    I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
     
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