<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best...</font></font></p><blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... </font></p></blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.</font></p><blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... </font></p></blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.</font></p><blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath </font></p></blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Life's a piece of **** When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you.</font></p><blockquote> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...</font></p></blockquote>