An Appreciation of Julian Broddle.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Julian Broddle
    So handsome he could have been a model
    But he found football such a doddle
    Better than Hoddle
    Hairier than Waddle
    Julian Broddle
    He could have been a model.
     
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    As a winger he was top,
    The became a friendly cop
    Pulled a drowning kid from a lake,
    Alas, it seems his curly hair was fake.
     
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    You could have done better, if you'd used your noddle
    Instead you wrote a load of twaddle
    Well that's my lot, so off I toddle
    About this Broddle I know sodall
     
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    I thought he was quite a flop.

    No, it was real, FFS.
     
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    Thank you folks, for your kind words.
    Unfortunately, Julian and I parted company some 15 years ago. I wasn't enjoying life in Scotland so suggested he have a career change. But I found it so stifling under that Bobby's helmet that I took drastic action and called time on our relationship.
    Sadly, this drove Julian to the drink whereas I have found myself a new career in acting (Lovejoy most notably) and occasional after dinner speaking.
    I'm still in touch with some of the guys, in fact I went on Joe Joyce's Tash's bachelor do to Benidorm last month, though Steve Agnew's wig didn't turn up strangely.
     
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