An ode to Dave allen frum star

An ode to Dave Allen




Remember the days we bought the cream

Waddle, Walker, Hirst, what a team!




These days we can't even raise fifty quid

It hardly seems worthwhile Brian making a bid



That Dave Allen appears a little bit tight

Sits in a room, counting money at night

He argues it's for the good of us all

We can't really afford another big fall



It would be nice if he'd splashed some cash

Then for the Premiership we'd have a dam good bash

Up the leagues it's very hard to leap

When we buy all our players, on the cheap



There's an exiting rumour circulating these parts

Made us a smile, dream, and lifted our hearts

Dave says there's a big time Charlie wants in

From the same part of the world as Ho Chi Min



If it does happen what will the Blunts think

As down the leagues, they begin to sink

They may try to sell our rejects back

We'll reply, your bags, you can pack



The windows almost closed, we're out time

Bad mistake Dave, you should have spared a dime

You'd be legend, our hero, we'd have devised a song

You may have even pulled the gorgeous Ting Tong

 

Dave Allen, like most Wednesday fans...

.. renowned for pulling his ting tong(wnkr)