A guy is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says, "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates?" No she replies coldly, "I'm your sons' English Teacher"
Cheers mate Didn't think I'd be in the mood to have a laugh today , but you've done the job to perfection .ff ff (Y) (Y)
