An opportunity for any men who can rise to the challenge

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  1. Football Agent X

    Football Agent X Active Member

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    Football Agent X, Jan 26, 2014
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    Sounds promising :)


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  3. JamDrop

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    Simple, trust a man not to have figured this out yet. Bring her to England and get her to marry a woman. I will of course expect a share of the money for my ingenious plan.

    :( Just read the article and not just the headline. It adds an extra 'you' to the stipulation. Why doesn't she just marry someone and they split the money? I can't believe no guy has come forward when she has said she will happily marry him as long as he donates a large amount to her charity and that he doesn't mind her already having a wife (and let's face it, most guys would be happy about being married to a lesbian).
     
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    I suspect men always think that right up until they realise that being a lesbian means 'not attracted to you' rather than 'up for a threesome'!
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Shh, men haven't figured that out yet!
     
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    Burgundy Red Well-Known Member

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    Many married men wouldn't notice any difference.
     
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    What does it matter what she looks like if she's lesbian and not going to do anything with you anyway?
     
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    Because I'll have to look at the clock all day, that's why!
     
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    Especially when its showing the wrong time all day if you know what I mean
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Why is it that lesbians in real life never look like the ones in films??
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Why do men like lesbians? It's the bi ones you should want!
     
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    To be fair, I've always been an equal opportunities pervert... Any willing female will do :) (Not that there are too many of them around!)
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Probably not if you've been hanging around lesbians ;)
     
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    I've turned a few girls the other way - might make a change
     
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    **** that, sounds too much like hard work.

    My mrs is hard work and she's from same bloody country as me
     
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