And I'll tell you another thing...(football chants)

If I hear another ruddy football chant to the tune of Sloop John B I'm going to set fire to my Beach Boys records. "We're winning away..." "He'll score when he wants.." "We'll do what we want..." Do what we want? Really? Well do we want to try a different ruddy tune then?

It was the same a few years ago when all the chants were to the tune of Blue Moon (although that one those nice chaps sing about watching Brazil wasn't too bad) and then Go West, but it didn't always used to be like this did it. Once upon a time Doncaster fans came up with loads of different chants (that we all nicked). But I am sick to death of variations of Sloop John B!!! It's nearly as bad as that "Liverpool, Liverpool" dirge that the wacky Scousers sing.

Oh God, that lot are going to win the league again too. Maybe all their sleb supporters will do another cringeworthy video. Wonder what Ian McCulloch will liken winning the league to, after likening the way those American chappies ran their club to rape?

And if Liverpool winning the league wasn't bad enough, sodding Pompey make a million out of it through a clause in the Glen Johnson deal.

I hate football. I wanna go home, I wanna go home, football's **** now, I wanna go home...

 

Pmsl. Meldrew type rants are my favourites!