"He`s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he`s miserable and depressed." David Frost.
People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now........Bob Monkhouse
Spike Milligan calling the Prince of Wales "little grovelling *******" and on his gravestone it says "I told them I was ill"
I told my mum I wanted to be a clown when I grew up but she said don't be silly people willing laugh at you Bob monkhouse
Wesley on last of the summer wine , when Barry asked " are you happily married " and he replied " you,ll have to ask Mrs Pegdon she makes those decisions"