And my own patronising response

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    These wannabee Cockneys were ever so loud
    As they set off from the old Kings Road
    Wrapping up with their mittens and sweaters
    ‘Why….? Cos it’s Barnsley my san, it’s always, bladdy cold’

    So the blue and white of Chelsea
    Arrived in Barnsley full of glee
    Smacking of arrogance and patronisation
    With their outdated views of ‘Barnsssleee’.

    Mouthing off with their usual stereotypes
    About cobbles, whippets and flat caps
    Not forgetting the nasty black pudding
    Plus Hovis and Brown breaded baps.

    They thought it was going to be easy
    That we would bow to their superior skill (?)
    And maybe after a 3 v O victory
    They would leave the ‘tarn’ boys feeling so ill.

    But as everyone knows about cockneys.
    Their heads fit snuggly up their arse
    And when it comes to passion and heart
    These qualities they find very sparse.

    So they filtered confidently into Oakwell
    Down the North stands ‘apples and pears’
    Not knowing the horror to unfold
    Seeing Barnsley bulls charge the Chelsea Bears

    Now onto the game
    Against their Northern hosts
    And suddenly the cockneys
    Were regretting their boasts..

    Then the inevitable happened
    When Disco crossed the ball
    Up rises Man Mountain Kayode
    Soaring nearly 8 foot all

    His header was like a bullet
    Leaving Cudicinni nowhere to be seen
    ‘Hey cockneys I have a question’.
    ‘What it like to hear the Barnsley fans scream?’

    So finally a message to the Chelsea Boys
    For the next time you play in these parts
    Don’t be so bloody arrogant and condescending
    You’ll end up – as usual – looking like stupid farts.
     

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