and the next present is for ... Terry Nutkins

first present .... we have assumed control of your local and will be finding a spiffing manager to run it in the New Year. We will also be investing a large amount of money in a refurb if we can keep the gypsies in check. This task is up to you.

Secondly, we are starting a poker league in the pub and one of this boards more controversial and colourful characters will be making it happen. He may even PM you to get things moving.

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