Andy Gray...

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  1. Woo

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    So, it seems it's true and Keith has really offered him a new contract... This decision completely baffles me and no doubt many others. I was told today that Keith thinks he's an experienced head who has a really good influence in the dressing room. Blooming 'eck, every time I've heard him interviewed he sounds like Mogodon Man - puts me to sleep inside two minutes! How can he possibly be inspiring and motivating the rest of the team? He's well past his best and contributes next to nothing on the field and surely would be taking up a wage that could be spent on a striker with half a chance of scoring a few goals, so Keith...why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

    Can anyone out there enlighten me on this truly bizarre decision?
     
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    DavidCurriesLoveChild Banned Idiot

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    i can only imagine Gray licks keiths ar se as that is the type of person he seems to enjoy around him
     
  3. tobyornottoby

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    Corking thread

    I reckon that from a distance and with a

    a) 21st century haircut that eliminates unnecessary pre-lug hair dangle
    b) frontal nice headband

    we could have a red breasted Fernando Torres!!!!

    DOH!!!
     
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    Very strange post, not sure if you like him or not to be honest!
     
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    He must have something on Keith to blackmail him into getting a new contract he doesn't deserve.
     
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    Honest pro who up to January I may have supported giving one more year to. However, the reality is he's too slow and is not either a goal threat or capable winning balls in the air. Any ball has to be played pin-point to him and then, the only real result is a lay off. In my opinion, he'd be good in League One, but as a Championship forward, too limited.
     
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    Whos' the second highest scorer at the club this season? When we were winning games he was playing, my only issue is why KH isn't starting with Gray every week.
     
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    Because he doesn'thave:

    a) 21st century haircut that eliminates unnecessary pre-lug hair dangle
    b) frontal nice headband

    we could have a red breasted Fernando Torres!!!!

    btw he is imho not worth playing, but we have nobody worth playing instead either!!

    Let's try Jim McNulty upfront - he's so confusingly slow he might perplex an otherwise proficient defence!
     

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