Andy Ritchie gives it the full Gwyneth Paltrow

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A DELIGHTED Reds boss Andy Ritchie has spoken of his shock after being named Coca Cola League One Manager Of The Month for October.

A delighted Andy Ritchie said: "I am obviously delighted with the award but to be honest I had never even thought that I would be in with a chance of winning. It is not something that you consider but I would like to dedicate it to our fitness coach Tom Little, his partner Emma and their new baby Isabelle, who was born last Thursday.

"Everybody at Oakwell deserves enormous credit and have all played their part in our recent good run - Rick Holden, Tom Little, Matt K, Tony Swift, Mick Tarmey, Richard Kay, John Lukic and Martin Wilkinson; the laundry staff, Rimmo, Elaine, Kath and Jackie; Joanne, Kelly, Mona and Wendy in Catering and the groundsmen Tony, Alan, Eric, Pete, Dave and Phillip.

"Ultimately it all comes down to the players and they have done wonderfully well this month. They have to go out there and do it week in, week out so long may it continue".

 

''and Wendy in Catering'' ...

... come on Oscar - too good an opportunity to miss.

 

If I was running that article on my website, I'd be tempted to give myself a mention in that speech as well.

".............Mona and Wendy in Catering and the groundsmen Tony, Alan, Eric, Pete, Dave and Phillip........oh yeah and that bloke that walks round with the wheelbarrow full of paper...."

 

That's a myth ain't it?

Thought I read details of all results after a MotM award and theres nothing to suggest it's a poisoned chalice.

 

R & B artistes ...

... I hate them and their speeches.

''Above all else I'd like to thank God''.
Kinell fire.
I didn't see a white bearded geezer playing the drums or the harmonica in the studio during the production of the album ... but let's give the makey uppy one all the credit anyway.

Father Christmas is more credible than God.

Oh aye.

 

Rap artists are even worse

They have the whole east coast/west coast crap rivalry. Ice T had a track called MVP's on his Original Gangster album in which he 'gave a shout out' to MC Hammer..

I laughed until my baseball cap (which was on backwards obviously) fell off... oh yes.

 

That's why I'd like to be Nelly.

Cos I think he's from the middle of nowhere - so he can just flit from one posse to the other & stuff ... like a Rap whore.

Dr Dre has 'love for the streets'.
I bet that skinny crackhead Mike Skinner, or whatever he's called, is well chuffed.
'Envy me - I'm raps TFP ... and I aint going nowhere, so don't try to dry bum me'.

There should be an East / West coast saga in the UK.
The Blackpool massive trying a tower drive-by when the Cleethorpes posse are in the hood.

I have no idea what the **** I'm talking about.

 

RE: That's why I'd like to be Nelly.

Dr Dre and NWA come from the West Coast of the Isle of Wight. A charming little place called compton bay, near Freshwater.

All this crap about being brought up in ghetto and dodging bullets is all tripe. I've been to compton on many occasion and only ever had to dodge chewing gum and the odd 2 ft wave before it stole my knackers.

 

Fiddy Cent

I find it hard to believe he's been shot. You only need to throw a few bottles of piss at him in Leeds and he scurries off the stage like a little girl.

 

RE: Fiddy Cent

Probably hype. Vanilla Ice tried to add credibility by saying he'd been stabbed whilst walking through the 'hood. Turned out to be his appendix scar.

Fiddy cent probably slipped on a blob of ice cream or something.

 

Darfield has been doing this for years......

Where the East street and West Street Gypsies meet on the Ings for a tear up. They have extremly large fists and heads...the inbred cnuts

 

Fiddy & Jay have something in common.

They have both been shot in the mouth.

You can find Jay in the club,
With his ample tub,
Cos he's got bingo needs and he's loved bfcbub,
He's in there in his kecks,
And he's getting homo love,
Just don't give him a hug - cos he's got girly jugs.

In da house & all dat.

 

RE: Fiddy & Jay have something in common.

Take Cazi to the spice shop </p>

Buy her a pound of kopkops</p>

Into ecstasy she pops</p>

Need to clean the spoff up with a mop (woah)</p>



I'll take Hartog to the pasty shop</p>

Meat and taty filling's hot</p>

He'll be spending all he's got </p>

Happy as TT with Photoshop (woah) </p>

 

Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

I have done a rap about him called Walsall Wannabee which won second prize in the 2004 Dartmoor Rapping Quest.

 

RE: Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

Ads,</p>

In your opinion who's the best of the gangster rappers? I reckon it's either Dr Dre, Farell Williams but probably Pato Banton.</p>

 

RE: Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

John Barnes

 

RE: Not many people know it but Dr.Dre - real name Andre and was born in Walsall (near Birmingham)

Barnes isn't fit to lace Charles and Eddie's rappin' boots.

 

Excellent, I got a st st

Morris Minor and the Majors

 

Morris Minor and the Majors

No sleep till bedtime