Andy Ritchie's Diary 30/10/06

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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    Arrived at training this morning and noticed the most qualified unemployed FA coach in the history of football on the touchline smirking to himself and taking notes.

    After the lads were warmed up and divided into 4 groups of 7, I thought '**** it' we'll have a game of tennis for a laugh. I joined in and my team won 2 sets to love. Quality, the lads will have a bit more respect for me come Saturday.

    Back in the changing rooms afterwards, I tried out some of my new jokes, most of the lads laughed, Nardy didn't - he'll not start this week either the lovely person.

    Got back in my suit and arrived at the office with Gordy begging me to spend loads of cash on x,y, and z. As usual, I told him to ballacks and get out of my office. He also suggested a playing contract for his son. I slammed the door shut.

    I then made my daily visit to the BBS to get some managing tips from Johnnycoachman, young nudger, sambora and dreamboy 3000. Now in season 2012 on fifa 2007.

    Went to Next and bought a new tie.
     
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    LOL nt
     
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    what have I done
     
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    Quality nt
     
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    Typical!

    Won't buy a new player but he'll buy a new tie!
     
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  6. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: what have I done

    you play those footy manager games don't you?
     
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    Good one.

    nearly laughed once.</p>

    You'll be as funny as Airey next.</p>
     
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  8. Isl

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    RE: Good one.

    I hope I don't slip that far down the scale.
     
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    just knew before i even opened that post that it woul dbe about the tie

    just knew it! :) lol
     
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    RE: Good one.

    Come come now, some of his ROA ramblings were great sport! Had that, 'written by an ageing accountant from Tunbridge Wells' feel about them. </p>

    You know! where you end up laughing at the wrong stuff and can't quite figure out the point he's trying to make.</p>
     
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    So

    On a football club website no one is allowed to make critcal comment about any aspect of the football club without being subject to the ridicule of people who think they know better but who's opinion is no more (or less) valid than the people they ridicule.</p>

    Well done.</p>

    Happy clap, happy clap.</p>
     
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    RE: So

    Correct.

    Lets face it, IOWT is not respected, well, not in a footballing sense, so if you see any post he makes you know it can always be dismissed.

    Same goes for JohnnyBusPass.
     
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  14. Isl

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    RE: So

    Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

    I also wear really big foam hands when I'm happy clapping, to make the point more obvious.
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    Like it.

    My plan for the rest of the day is to wander into the local butchers & claim that the bloke with the knives doesn't know what the **** he's doing.
    I'll state that I've chopped up plenty of meat at home - so I'm entitled to my opinion on something I know **** all about.

    Any adverse reaction from the aforementioned butcher will be met with general distain & a lecture about my 3 degrees, Diana Ross, 4 tops & Blue Peter badge.

    I might get stabbed.
     
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  16. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: Like it.

    could you get me some sausages?
     
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    Aha

    In your very strange perverted little world a man with considerable coaching experience (albeit at amateur level) and qualifications (albeit not the full badge) knows **** all about coaching?</p>

    While your good self with semi humourous and well supported postings(by opticians, butchers, board bullies etc) are better placed to deliver ridicule of JC's (sometimes flawed but nevertheless often containing some substance based on reality) opinions?? Obviously you all must possess the full coaching badge since you clearly know better.</p>

    Grow up chaps.</p>
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Like it.

    I have a nice pork sword?

    Next I plan to visit the Nuclear Power plant.
    I've watched Homer Simpson in action - so I know a few things.
    I'm going to tell them that they are completely useless & the fact that I once read about isotopes & stuff means my opinion is valid.
    I'm going to insist they make the reactors out of vanilla sponge in future.

    My head is full of cauliflower.
     
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    board bullies?

    like who?
     
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  20. The Full Ponty

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    Erm ...

    ... I used to be part of these type of training sessions.
    I actually know what they're all about.
    I've not read it in a book or "practised" on little boys.

    People should have opinions - it's what life is all about.

    Calling for someone to lose their job based upon the opinion of a person who doesn't have any experience or knowledge of professional football is pure comedy in my book.
     
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