>>Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?? >>It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work! >> >>You know you're a nurse if..... You would like to meet the inventor >>of the call light some night in a dark alley. >> >>Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything >>can seem humorous....eventually. >> >>You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it. >> >>You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are >>dispensing than they know. >> >>You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the >>hospital is trying to call and ask you to work. >> >>You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at >>another table throw up. >> >>You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did >>before you started nursing. >> >>Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least >>4 of them on you. >> >>You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to >>convince the doctor is more difficult" >> >>You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your >>coworker and to holler if they need help. >> >>Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank. >> >>You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery >>waiting lines. >> >>You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they >>will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. >> >>Your finger has gone places you never thought possible. >> >>You have seen more penises than any prostitute. >> >>If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, >>its just to help you understand our mind set and questionable >>mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this >>sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly. >> >>Believe me, this is how we think, ALL THE TIME. Scary huh?? >> >>A cheerful heart is good medicine.
