Announcement

The condiment station in the ponty is in place and stocked.

 

I was most relieved.

 

There's obviously correlation with the performance tonight. Imagine our results once the scoreboard is sorted out!

 

I'm glad to hear it. I went East Stand Upper in the end, but it was on my mind when I was buying my hot dog.

 

You can sleep well tonight now JD.

 

Re: Don't you mean.....

'This is a message a message' will stay with me until I die.

 

Re: Don't you mean.....

Almost correct too

its tango, not taxi!
Haha

 

It was, but there is no shelf to rest your brew/burger/pie/bovril whilst attempting to pour copious amounts of salt/pepper/sugar/sauce on to make the Lindley profferings palatable.

I demand SuperTyke takes up the lack of condiment shelf on my behalf with Ben Mansfield immediately.

 

Then where are the condiments? On the floor? Can you not rest your purchase on there?

 

No JD, you can't. The condiment station is full of condiments. Chokka block. No spare shelf space for your Lindley's product of choice to be rested whilst administering the condiments. Ben Manfred sort it out, man!

 

So we've gone from no condiments to too many condiments? Mansford OUT!

 

While there he could mention moving those advertising boards that are dangerously close to the pitch East Stand side. Cranie luckily wasn't more hurt going into one of them, but every game the momentum or challenge of a player puts someone into them. Safer though now the gravel track has been covered up.

 

Thought there was a strong smell of vinegar abart last neet.

 

Announcement update - only 1 sachet of pepper for mi bovril at the end of HT. thought it only fair to comment!

 

You did right to bring it to our attention.

 

I didn't realise they still served Bovril. When I worra lad, they served the stuff behind the stand. It was the temperature of molten lead and would strip your flesh from the bone were you unlucky enough to spill a drop!

 

I'm onto it BorderTerrier. Don't you worry these things don't get past me. In fact not only am I ready to highlight the problem to him and give him a bollocking for being so slack on this one but I've even identified the solution to the problem. In the East lower Ponty end side there is a new condiment station on the shelf of a supporting pillar but here's the kicker, the shelves go all round the pillar meaning that there are 4 shelves and only one station. Not a problem but I believe we can afford to lose one of our many spare shelves and donate it to the paupers in the Ponty End. We're very giving people in the East Stand.

See Ben. I've bollocked you and then solved your problem. I'm sure you're most pleased with this excellent and prompt response from myself.

I would also like to point out Mr Mansford that you are one sneaky little bugger aren't you. You know full well that I've complained about half of the TV's being turned off weekly for quite a while now so I think your tactic of simply removing the ones which are regularly turned off is bloody sneaky and bloody clever too eliminating my opportunity to moan. Don't you worry yourself though Benny boy, I will think of something to have a go at you about. The first spelling mistake you make in your programme notes and i'll be all over you, you mark my words (like I mark yours)

 

Not sure it's a good idea having the 'condiment stations' so far away from the food bar, you just end up with folks uneaten snap mixed in with the tea stirrers and condiment sachets...didn't seem to bad last night but wait for a busier game.

And the TV's - the few I saw were on, poor picture, but being on is a start. Although now it's been mentioned, where's all the other tele's gone? I hope they're planning on replacing these with more modern looking things with a good picture. I'm no expert on this but about 3 years ago I helped someone set up HDMI over Cat6 cable to four televisions from one Sky receiver, something like 200 metres of cable, I was skeptical of the results but it was easy to do, only cost about £250 for all the kit, and the picture quality was exactly the same as if the Sky box was connected directly into the TV with HD on the HD channels etc...

 

Spelling mistake in his programme notes last night mentioning the beer buggy being "dank" dry not "drank" dry