Remember it's just a bit of fun and no harm intended Hemsy owd lad, did it because I like to read your posts. The Ballard of Hemsworth Tyke. There's a Barnsley Supporter called Hemsy, Who say's he hates Sheffield Wednesday. He as a football Diploma, Which he gained from the Neu Camp Stadium, In Barcelona. One day at the game, He made it aparantly plain, That 442 is the best plan, And you can flush the others down the pan. Hecky acnolaged, While eating his half time porrage, Hecky did say, That Barnsley had a victoriouse day, After using Hemsy's mirical play. Send that man a bouquet, And a large tin of hair spray, As he's just gone a bit gray.
Theres a bfc fan called hemsworth Tyke, But most of the players he doesn't like, Houriane, Roberts and winnall, He prays every day for their downfall, and wishes he could have their heads on a spike.
Theres a famous little town called hemsworth Its not noted for fresh air or fun Its where phil the hemsworth tyke takes his poster name from A grand lttle lad is young hemsworth All dressed in his bansley gear, he looks swell With his rattle ,scarfe and bobble hat The finest that barnsley can sell He doesnt think much to winnal His contribution he claims is fiddlin and small Theres no off the ball movement Infact he says he contributes **** all So seeking for further amusement He paid for football manager too Where he got to choose his own players And the tactics that no one could poo hoo There was one defensive player called mark roberts Who gives it his all and thus trys his best He once played non league football But hemsy was on now on a quest Young hemsworth knew all about slatting The bbs was now ferocious and wild To see the bbs all friendly Well something didnt seem right to the child. So straight away young hemsworth Not showing remorse or fear Took his rattle scarfeand bobble hat And questioned everybodies thinking on here You can tell most folk dont like it For giving a kind of sigh They put finger to their tablets And rose to his replies Then gally who had noted the occurence And didnt know what to do next Asked all the members, what to do Many replied im vexed Then gally and the administrators Quite rightly when alls said and done Complained to the said poster And a ban was the first outcome The members they were nice about it Phil claimed it was just a little mishap Im sure you would like me he stated If you saw me in my bobble hat I guess in my humble opinion phils not everybodies cup of tea His hearts in the right place regarding barnsley But yet at times his views are hard to see Hes very controversial in oh so many ways Spends too long on football manager Then gets frustrated in the way in which we play Hes a legend in his own lunch time He doesnt half take some stick It Makes you question Is it us for replying, or him for posting Which one of us is thick.
