An English ,Irish , Scot , and Welsh squaddie were captured in Iraq. the Iraqi General says " we are going to put you all in front of a firing sqaud , but you all get a last request". The Scot says "I want a thousand pipers playing Flower of scotland" "OK" says the general . The Welshman says "Iwant a thousand strong male voice quoir singing "A welcome in the hillsides" "Done" says the general . The Irish says "Iwant a thousand dancers doing the riverdance" The general says"and your request english" , who repiles"Shoot me fooking first"