Another exciting night on the BBS..

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  1. Whi

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    Lowest form of wit...
     
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    I wonder

    what the highest form of wit is. Probably jokes about the opera and ballet. Here goes...

    Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
    A: She was known as the deep C diva.
     
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    Re: I wonder

    I'll bring it back down...............Said to the wife earlier if she would give me oral relief, she said do want me to suck your kno8, I said no, I just want you to shut the **** up.
     
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    told wife i was talking to our local window cleaner in pub,"oh aye"she said "owt interesting" just said he'd had every woman on our street bar one. "bet its that snotty cow next door " says wife.!!!!!!!
     
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    Re: I wonder

    I was in the gym today and noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get a couple of fingers in......
    Anyway she comlained and now I'm barred for life.
     
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    My sister brought her new born baby round last night, she asked me if I wanted to wind him, I thought that's a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg
     
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    went to a christening other week, not been in church for years.
    anyway sat there mumbling hymns when someone passed me a plate
    full of money,there were £5, £10 and even £20 notes in + loads of £1&£2 coins.
    i thought i'll not be greedy and just took enough for a pint,
    wifes not spoken to me since maybe i should've got summat out for her a drink too.
     
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    just been on phone to a thai bird my mates fixed me up with when we go over next year.
    "hello " i said "are you ok?" "not too bad" she replied "considering"
    "considering what" i replied.
    "the floods an all that, we've got it bad" she said.
    "oh dear" i said "is it deep where you are then"
    "yes" she replied "thi morning it came right up to my bo rrocks".
    i'll kill my mate.
     
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    I was in bed with two thai birds last night, just like winning the lottery, six matching balls between us.
     
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    Wierd scientific fact, the heavier the woman is, the easier they are to pick up.
     
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