A recent survey found that 40% of men over 40 suffer from erection problems...........Looking at 40% of women over 40 it's not fecking difficult to see why.
wife and i were having sex one night neither of us was that enthusiastic so we packed in. she hasn't spoken to me since. all i said was can't you think of anybody either.
They say nothing lsts for ever....... Have you ever tried a w4nk and thinking of Susan Boyle at the same time.
walking to work this morning when i was attacked by a rottweiler the tw@TTING THING STARTED SHAGGING my leg. get off me you 4king mutt i shouted dog bared its great white fangs growled threatningly and carried on. well hurry up then was my meek reply.
