Another Joke

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    just before a pre season friendly between Sheffield Wednesday and Barnsley,
    Brian Howard goes into the Barnsley changing room to find all his teammates
    looking a bit glum</p>

    What's up?&quot; he asks</p>

    &quot;Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game We know
    it's important for the fans but it's only Sheffield Wednesday. They're rubbish and
    we can't be bothered&quot;</p>

    Howard looks at them and says &quot;Well, I reckon I can beat these by
    myself, you lads go down the pub.&quot;</p>

    So Howard goes out to play Sheffield Wednesday by himself and the rest of the
    Barnsley team go off for a few jars</p>

    After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
    landlord to put the teletext on A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
    &quot;Barnsley 1 - Sheffield Wednesday 0 (Howard 10minutes)&quot;
    He is beating Sheffield Wednesday all by himself!</p>

    Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
    remembers &quot;It must be full time now, let's see how he got on&quot;. They put
    the teletext on</p>

    &quot;Result is - &quot;Barnsley 1 (Howard 10 minutes) - Sheffield Wednesday 1 (Jeffers
    89 minutes)&quot;</p>

    They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
    Sheffield Wednesday!!
    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him They find him in the
    dressing room, still in his kit, sat with his head in his hands</p>

    He refuses to look at them. &quot;I've let you down, I've let you down.&quot;</p>

    &quot;Don't be daft, you got a draw against Sheffield Wednesday all by yourself And they
    only scored at the very, very end!&quot;</p>

    &quot;No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes</p>
     
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  3. Gue

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    Superb!:D
     
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    HAHA :D :D :D
     
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