Another nobhead on the road...

Finally passed on the 4th attempt, 6 minors.... (blaze) (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) (dancin) </p>

Good feelin innit??? </p>

 

10 bob says

you pile it within 2 weeks!

 

ill second that !

 

It took me...

...a month to write off my first car. Not bad going.

I'd just been to a petrol station, 5am in the morning, filled up and bought myself a packet of Hula Hoops. Driving along a country lane I accidentally dropped the Hula Hoops into the passenger footwell. I reached across and down to grab them... and drove into a dry stone wall.

 

Did mi mothers car in after 2 days

Speeding along in Birdwell bungalow estate. I saw some mates and put mi foot down. Funny how difficult it is trying to round a corner when the car wants to go straight forward. Broke the front aksel on the kirb....... manage to not turn the car over! That's was because of my expert driving skills!

 

schoolfriend of mine piled her Dad's Maseratti into a field when he was on holiday......

.....aged 16 years, no insurance, was a write-off. Genius. According to the law, to get the insurance to pay out in such a situation you have to press charges against the driver who crashes the car. Ouch.

 

Fookin hell

Well done, but...

a) don't try and be a smart arse
b) don't be a boy racer
c) don't get cocky and think you can drive just because you can make a car move forwards
d) keep yourself and other road users in your vicinity away from any dangers you may introduce!

 

Congratulations love - dead made up for ya nt

 

Ill Keep Away From You Then

Well Done (Y)

 

Abart time!!!!!!!!!!

Well Done.
Just remember that you are only just staring to learn how to drive NOW. You have learned to pass the test , now you learn how to drive.
Dont forget the basics
1) Always screech the tyres going around roundabouts
2) Dont forget to turn the music up full belt, just to annoy everyone else
3)wind down the window and drive with your elbow sticking out
4)dont bother indicating, thats for wimps
5)Pull out in front of every bike you see.
6)totally ignore every other road user, they are obviously less important than you
7)Always make sure you throw your MacDonalds wrappers in the road, its easier than putting it in the bin.
8)Most Importantly, get a fuffy dice and a nodding dog
9)You have to tint your windows
10)GET A BIG LOUD EXHAUST, cos now you have passed your test , you want to let everyone know, dont you.

(Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y)

 

THINK BIKE nt

 

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Thanks all..

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Didnt think it work out so well it being on 9/11 (dunno) bad date to choose</p>

 

Two good things happened today then. My sister gave birth to a girl.

An uncle to 5 kids now

This particular 9/11 hasn't been so bad.

 

Bloody hell

She's been busy

 

RE: Bloody hell

Haha not all to that sister (doh)

I've got four sisters

 

I was gunna say

 

Well done!!!!

Good persistance!