Another old un, still applies!!!

<span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">Just before the first game of the season between Sheffield Wednesday and Barnsley,
Jamal Campbell-Ryce goes into the Barnsley changing room to find all his teammates
looking a bit glum

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">What's up?&quot; he asks

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">&quot;Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game We know
it's important for the fans but it's only Sheffield Wednesday. They're rubbish and
we can't be bothered&quot;

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">Jamal looks at them and says &quot;Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub.&quot;

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">So Jamal goes out to play Sheffield Wednesday by himself and the rest of the
Barnsley team go off for a few jars

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
&quot;Barnsley 1 - Sheffield Wednesday 0 (Campbell Ryce 10minutes)&quot;
He is beating Sheffield Wednesday all by himself!

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers &quot;It must be full time now, let's see how he got on&quot;. They put
the teletext on

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">&quot;Result is - &quot;Barnsley 1 (Campbell Ryce 10 minutes) - Sheffield Wednesday 1 (Jeffers
89 minutes)&quot;

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Sheffield Wednesday!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him They find him in the
dressing room, still in his kit, sat with his head in his hands

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">He refuses to look at them. &quot;I've let you down, I've let you down.&quot;

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">&quot;Don't be daft Jamal, you got a draw against Sheffield Wednesday all by yourself And they
only scored at the very, very end!&quot;

</p></font></span><span style="font-family: Andy; color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><font size="3">&quot;No, No, I have,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo; I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes&rdquo;

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