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  1. rot

    rothred Active Member

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    <font size="4">Dirk Hartog</font>     -    stands head and shoulders below everyone else</p>
     
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    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    Strictly speaking, that's not really a list.
     
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    Guest Guest

    Grrr.
     
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    Why not?

    How many items do you need before it's considered a list?

    My guess is 38
     
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  5. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: Why not?

    If your guess is 38, why did you say 'why not'?

    Surely you'd be saying 'I agree Isle of Wight Tyke, it's at least 37 items short of a list'

    Make your mind up Jay.
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I'm all over the place and no mistake

    List of people in my house at this moment in time

    1) Jay


    Is that a list?
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    List of people I've had it off with on the BBS:

    (1) Myself

    This is class.
     
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  8. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: I'm all over the place and no mistake

    Maybe, I don't know any more.

    So your definitely not counting that little oriental bloke you just handed £50 to and invited in?
     
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    RE: I'm all over the place and no mistake

    Are you spying on me?
     
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    RE: List of people I've had it off with on the BBS:

    You've had it off with yourself on the BBS? Did you cum on the screen?
     
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  11. Gue

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    RE: List of people I've had it off with on the BBS:

    Only when looking at hanging dog pics.
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    List of short people on Fantasy Island:

    (1) Nik Nak

    Or Dillingers list:

    (1) Nik Nak
    (2) The short bloke off Fantasy Island

    What do you use to trim the bottom of a door?
    (a) Screwdriver
    (b) Monkey Wrench
    (c) Pliers
    (d) Plane
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    Frottage everywhere.
    I don't even know what that means.

    If I was given a million dollars & had to bet it on which person out of myself & Jay have knocked the top off in front of the computer they are currently using ... I'd put every cent on Jay, for the following reasons:

    (1) I'm surrounded by 25 other people - so spanking it would be quite rude
    (2) Jay is sat at home all day with nothing to do but surf the interweb

    I think you'll find I'm right.
    But it "came" at a cost.
    The thought of the furry headed gay wombat hunched over, furiously w4nking over a picture of Big Foot makes me a bit queasy.
     
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  14. Gue

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    RE: List of short people on Fantasy Island:

    What was Nik Nak called in that Bond film? Wattoo Wattoo?
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: List of short people on Fantasy Island:

    My name was tattoo.
     
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  16. Gue

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    RE: List of short people on Fantasy Island:

    But it was the same guy that played Nick Nack in Man With The Golden Gun.</p>

    Herve Villechaize</p>

    &quot;The Plane Boss, the plane!&quot;</p>
     
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  17. Gue

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    Nik Nak?

    The bloke off Fantasy Island?
     
    Guest, Nov 30, 2006
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  18. Gue

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    RE: Nik Nak?

    FFS read the posts above.</p>

    Nick Nack was Christopher Lee's sidekick in Man with the Golden Gun.</p>

    Tattoo was the guy in Fantasy Island.</p>

    Both played by the same person.</p>
     
    Guest, Nov 30, 2006
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  19. Gue

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    RE: Nik Nak?

    Who? Herve Villaheuze?
     
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  20. The Full Ponty

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    Pardon?

    What was the question?

    Herve Nick-Nack-Paddywhack?

    Was he in Top Gun?
     
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