of course you did not... but lets face it , you are not the sharpest pencil in the box are you. In fact if you shone a torch down your ear then your eyes would light up.
Another instance of this is when I placed my wife's tea on her lap and she said 'thank you'. She thought I said 'You're welcome', but what I actually said was, "Why don't you try cooking some time you vile cow, you have wrecked my life from day one". ...well, in my mind I did anyway if that's the same thing.