Paracetamol for temperature, decongestant for congestion and catarrh, plenty of fluids to keep you hydrated and rest. Get well soon
cast iron cure, given time, Night Nurse for a couple of nights, but keep off the booze, they dunt mix
If you'd got flu you wouldn't be sat in front of a computer keyboard and certainly wouldn't be fit to go to chemist. Wimp.
WHOAAAH NOW..WTF duz a woman know abart MANFLU you need MORPHINE mate 3 times an hour, a huge vindaloo, plenty of rum/brandy toddies. oh and a little bell, to ring as and when you need yer woman to pander to your every need.