Any dream experts out there

I'm currently asleep in bed and I'm dreaming about the BBS for some bizarre reason. Nothing exciting is happening yet, which normally means something really cool is happening in my head. Oh and all my teeth just fell out.

What does it mean?

 

You're having a transcendental experience.

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RE: You're having a transendental experience.

Is that good?

Is it something to do with that 'out of body experience' garbage.

oh aye, I'm floating and that....ooh a sparrow.

 

I've done sone research

The Chinese believe that telling lies makes your teeth fall out ?

Been telling porkies ?

 

RE: You're having a transendental experience.

It's when all your teeth float out while you're sleeping.

 

RE: I've done sone research

I recently converted to Islam and will have nothing to do with pork. Therefore I can no longer lie and be wrong and that.

You're gay but my dog ate the proof.

 

That's just technical information

Doesn't really tell me what it means.

My guess is that I might need to buy new shoes by next wednesday, following an incident involving strong vinegar maybe?

 

I'm a Muslim too

Still have the odd bacon sarnie though, but don't tell anyone like.

You're telling porkies about your dog, he might be able to sniff his own balls but not even flexi hound could reach round to suck my spunk out of his arse

 

I don't know.

I just wanted to get my gag in about transcendental and teeth and that.

 

RE: I don't know.

and I was skipping round it choosing not to acknowledge the gag.

I'm like that.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

What about a flexi hound with a straw?

Is something that The Full Ponty would say.

Prisons and gays and stuff.....

**There that should do it**

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

I didn't actually know where to look after I'd read that.

I chose to frown a bit, then gip.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

I know...I'm thinking of editing it.

I might change it to something about prisons and gays. 'Brighton overspill' if you like.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

Okay, I'll respond to yours in anticipation of an edit. And we'll see if it works out.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

what does this thread have to do with prison and gays.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

I think it all makes sense now.

 

RE: I'm a Muslim too

seemless.

 

Aye, but whats the first thing you'll think

next time your dog comes in the room, tail not wagging, and him looking a bit sheepish

And yes, I've thought about it, and it was really me that wrote that earlier. Giptastic

 

RE: Aye, but whats the first thing you'll think

seriously Scarfy what the **** have you done to my dog, when I left the house this morning it was female and looked nothing like a sheep.

You're like one of those bad parents that tries to disguise the fact that their kids pet hamster died while they were at school, by replacing with a gerbil.

 

RE: Aye, but whats the first thing you'll think

Youve picked up the wrong kind of dog at closing time.