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  1. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I'm not sure my knees would hold out for 4 minutes.
     
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    I might need it with her nt
     
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  4. Gue

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    My wrist couldn't take it. nt
     
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    About 8 pints usually works for me

    . :D (pint) (raiseaglass)
     
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    4 minutes!

    That's more than most added time allocations at Oakwell. And I'm spent long before that comes to an end (cough).</p>
     
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    "A few seconds....four minutes....."

    </p>

    And we keep hearing this &quot;Three minutes&quot; thing. Is that really how long the average bloke takes about it? No wonder there's so many grumpy women about.</p>
     
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    I'm married - I can't remember nt
     
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  9. Gue

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    RE: "A few seconds....four minutes....."

    Eyup, hark at Theopolus P wildebeeste.
     
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    Yeah baby. nt
     
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    You see growing up under the threat of nuclear war we had

    to have finished 'tidied' up and had a cup of tea before the end of the four minute warning. (cough)
     
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    I grew up in Scotland where foreplay goes, "Brace yourself Agnes." nt
     
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    properly laughing nt
     
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    Why Would I Want To Cut Time??

    If you apply it twice do you last 8 minutes?
     
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    RE: Why Would I Want To Cut Time??

    Why do women have such a problem with it? Surely premature ejaculation is some kind of compliment?
     
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    I don't have this problem..

    We do it with the lights on, it lasts for ages when I look at our lass. She says it works both ways.... cheeky mare.
     
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