Any Teetotallers on Here?

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    What's all this about a BBS piss up? Absolutely no interest in that I don't drink.
     
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    same :)
     
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    Me

    I'm tee total on Sundays

    That was "seconds" by the way.... don't think you can get away with just starting a new thread. (raiseaglass)
     
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  4. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    No Point

    In entering a thread about a piss up. It is well known that I don't touch a drop.

    Anyway every time we have had a BBS piss up in the past loads of people don't turn up - or is it just one person who doesn't turn up loads of times?
     
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    RE: No Point

    If you stopped drinking you'd remember :D
     
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    OK well just one or two then

    The cat is out of the bag. Like you I tend to have a BBS piss up every Saturday.

    I fear this coming Saturday will be no exception.
     
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    RE: No Point

    Well I'm not one to name names, so I'll leave the guilty culprits out of it, but what are the chances of NOT bumping into a solitary London Tyke in Courthouse pre match? Was there a train strike or something? Either that or a live match feed to a bar in London where they had free beer & a few dancing girls as half time entertainment. It's the only possible explanation.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Westminster Tykes are more reliable

    But they tend to flag after 4 bottles of wine and they don't like taxis
     
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    Greg your a tee total without ever having touched a drop :p you should try it sometime :)
     
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    RE: Westminster Tykes are more reliable

    But are know to sleep minus duvet, preferring a "Westminster Tyke" flag for cover. Now if you'd have done that....... well I rest my case - net curtains (dunno)
     
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    actually fearndog i got drunk on gin once and some tit put some whisky or something in my drink when we went out for a meal once, i just never mention it thats all :)
     
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    Not Really Bothered About Drinking

    I drink, but could very easily not touch a drop ever again.
     
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    Two Points

    1) I don't believe you. I used to smoke and used to say "I smoke but I can stop at any time" Took me about 9 years before the ban came in and I finally cracked it.

    2) What has your answer got to do with net curtains?
     
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    1) Good company makes for a good time. Less drink the other night and I might have enjoyed a lass more.

    2) Nothing. It's more to do with Penguins. Although those are now yesterdays news compared to Kit Kat Senses.
     
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    Agreed on both points

    Can't beat good company. Glad you have come to your senses regarding the Penguins.

    Anyway if it makes any difference I am always in the Courthouse at 1.30 before home matches. There are usually loads of us in there (well 2 or 3).
     
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    Should have seen you out Saturday night. See if you can keep up with us younger ones lol.
     
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    Shouldn't it be "Tea-totallers" ???

    Not that I know too much about the subject....
    Reminds me, where can you get decent flapjack these days?
     
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    I've never boozed in my life

    </p>

    Not once. When's this pissup?</p>
     
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    I was out Saturday night

    However, despite extensive research I cannot ascertain the exact time of my arrival at home. However, the next day there was the usual collection of text messages to and from various people, some of whom I hardly know and which I cannot remember sending or receiving.

    After piecing together the clues in these texts it soon became apparent that I had rather a good time, which leads to the ineivitable question - what is the point of having a good time if you can't remember having it?
     
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    She's a copyright thief

    </p>

    She can expect a letter from my solicitor, unless some ale comes my way sharpish. What a cheek.</p>
     
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