any way to get ITV blocked ???

**** me wife came home 20.20, meal cooked for her, turns the fecking channel over summat I was watching, I;M WATCHING GET ME OUT OF HERE, bombastic ****. but she pays the bills

 

Maybe you should get a job, make her cook your dinner, then you turn the tele over to the football (Y)

 

why should I get a job

38 years paying all my dues and demands, **** that, time to claw it back

 

Then you can take the remote pf the missus and make her make u a top class steak dinner

 

Tha wants summat..

like thishttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Geniatech-T328B-Laptop-Freeview-Receiver/dp/B000S5OH92/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&amp;s=electronics&amp;qid=1228339578&amp;sr=1-13#moreAboutThisProduct and watch it on thi compooder. (Y)</p>

Its soul neet on radio dee dah anyway.</p>

 

Aversion therapy.

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Wire up the remote control to a mains lead and leave it where she can find it then, while she's uncinscious, put Tobasco in her eyes. It shouldn't take more than three or four goes.</p>

 

Uncle Mort...please stop swearing in every post.

Should know better at your age.