anybody got any work

for an unemployable, slacking, thieving Barsteward like me?

I can dance for pennies and cook a stir-fry with barely the minimum of fuss.........................

 

Do you f-uck for buttons?

Can you tapdance the theme tune to Jossy's Giants?

 

its a sliding scale

depends how many buttons but i can hum any mozart tune for a pickled egg


il do anything in the name of culture