A FL Chairman offers a contract to a potential player: Chairman: So...wiil you sign up? Player: What's wages? Chairman: Two bobs and a rabbit and a weekly saver for t' traky Player: I'm off to a side with smaller support, smaller ground and with a worse chance of stopping up Just a joke minds thi. I'm chilled over signings, as I think we will get some loans in as and when required.
paddy and murphy chase a pidgeon into a feild</p> murphy sez"lock the gate paddy, wiv got him now"</p> al get mi coit</p>
joke Football director talking to the manager Director "we have only this week to sort the team out in this transfer window and will not get another opportunity for another few months" Manager "reight then boss" Director "where tha going" Manager "I'm off to look for a shop that sells buckets and spades"
