anybody know how Pancake Tuesday are getting on ?

/poo

 

if your talking about the fowls 0-0 but have been the better side. Cnuts

 

He knows really, thats why he spends all his time on here, and i bet you he's also a regular on the fowls forum too.

 

how's your pet pitbull getting on ?

 

1-0 to the Owls

Deon "useless tw.at" Burton on 59 mins

 

RE: 1-0 to the Owls

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I can see tomorrow today.

(Journalist) Well Neil beaten again today, how do you feel?
(Neil Warnock) Yes we were beaten but only because of a stupid referees decision to award a penalty against us.
(J) How do you mean?
(NW) Weeeeeell, it wor never a penalty was it?
(J) Well actually Neil I thought it was. Your goalkeeper was lying on the ground helpless and your centrehalf leapt 'salmon-like' to the top right hand corner and tipped it over the bar. Looked a penalty to me.
(NW) You clearly were at the bloody bar son, it was no way that it happened like that.... and besides the reff couldn't have seen it.
(J) The ref, Neil, was stood on the right hand corner of the 6 yard area he was bound to hav....
(NW) Ahhhh no he wasn't bound to see it young man cos I've seen the replays and neither the ref or the lino could have seen it.
(J) How do you work that out?
(NW) Well, I stopped the picture on the TV set just as they scored, drew some lines on it, got me trigonometric tables, slide rule and compass out and plotted their line of sight. No way did the ref see that or either lino or the forth official or even John fookin Motson either.
(J) Well, all the crowd saw it. nobody argued or owt!
(NW) The CROWD !!! fook them, what do they know. besides they'll have all been under the stand scoffing their pies and such.
(J) No, no, honest. There were at least 10,000 Blades fans right behind the goal and nobody said nothing like.
(NW) Look sonny don't split hairs or owt. A parnd to a pinch of **** says your didn't see it either.
(J) I DID !! and anyway how can you suggest that drawing bloody lines on a TV screen is proof positive that the ref was wrong?
(NW) Because my sliderule NEVER lies and I've been studying trigononononmetrickry for over a week now at collidge. You cannot discredit the power of hard sums son.
(J) Please don't call me son Neil, people may make the tragic mistake of believing that I am related to you in some form or other.
(NW) Are we done here? Av gorra tractor to feed.
(J) Feed? what the f...?
(NW) Language sonny, now f*ck off.
(J) Thanks Neil, and be sure to shove that sliderule up your arse.

 

hehehe

 

lol

ff

 

RE: I can see tomorrow today.

really gets to you doesn't it ...

 

just curious like but how many of your tattoos are visible eg. hands , face neck ?

 

RE: I can see this morning.

Ei Addio waking up with his Bob Monkhouse book of Naff Jokes next to his bed. He looks round his bedroom at the sad empty cans of Stella Artois with *** ash in the can, eyes focus on his RAF insignia wallpaper, he puts on his RAF blue pyjamas the ones with "Douglas Bader" written on the pocket and his mind wanders nostalgically back to when he was a young man resplendant with Mexican style RAF 'tache , which at least covered up the spots on his top lip, and for some reason erupts occasionally even to this day, He looks round his room and realises that he has written "Hate Sheffield United" "Hate Neil Warnock" all over the walls. Consumed with fear at what his significant other, Dai (Kes), might say he cuddles his Douglas Bader fluffy doll tightly and drifts off back to sleep thinking "one day I'll have to go and see Barnsley play"

Blades 3 west Ham 0

 

Up with the larks.

Oooh, we got up extra special early for that side-splitting contribution did we?? I bet tha's not slept since MOTD finished, planning that magnum opus in thi 'ead.</p>

Congratulations, Mr Sachs.</p>

 

RE: I can see this morning.

3-is a good result for you, even if it was against the worst team in the division bar one. Be sure of this though, Bramhall Lane will be hosting BFC next season.
You're struggling, you know it, fat Neil knows it and the fans know it.
Accept your fate.
Nice little diatribe that by the way. In fact it wasn't too far short of the truth either 'cept I have Dambusters wallpaper and smoke Disc Bleu (60 a day)
As my mate intimated, you're up bright and early today. Are you going to stand outside the Lane and autograph hunt again? Or maybe a nice morning down the allotment. Ahhh bless.

 

stop flapping brylcream boy and settle down with one of your Airfix Spitfire Models. No sniffing the glue mind you need all the braincells you've got what with all that Stella. Dambusters wallpaper eh!...well I was nearly right. Thing is I saw the writing on the wall for us 4 weeks ago, all our rivals improving bar Watford and Hulse being injured. We've got very little quality in the team whereas all the others have some good players. We may go down we may not but you're going to look a right T*AT if we survive. Tally ho bandits (ooer) at 3 o clock