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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    A 24 hour cure for tonsilitis that will enable me to get to the match tomorrow?
    :'( (casualty) :)S)
     
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    Snip snip

    Followed by lots of warm drinks

    Seriously get well soon hope you make it
     
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    Sorry to hear you're not well.

    You could try hot lemon, honey and paracetamol. Hopefully you won't need antibiotics.

    Get well soon.
     
  4. Gue

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    I always gargle with TCP mixed with warm water. 5 parts water to 1 part TCP. Has been working for me for more than 30 years.
     
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    1. Gargle soluble paracodol...

    2. Get your doctor to prescribe some decent antibiotics...non of that penicillin rhubarb
     
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    you had hallucinations yet?

    or at least really wierd, but lucid dreams?

    never had tonsillitis in my life, then three times at the age of 31!!! i wasn't best pleased. and i looked like i'd swallowed stewie griffin. (no, not like that!!)
     
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    Thanks all, sadly I admit defeat

    I'm not gonna make it to Oakwell tonight.
    No proper sleep or food since Saturday, went to Dr. - Tonsillitis & Pharyngitis. Said I looked really ill - not the best pick me up on a first meeting.

    Not sure I could stomach TCP or honey, but the mixture of antibiotics & overdosing on ibruprofen might start to work soon.

    Come on you Reds! :'(
     
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    You have been gargling with TCP for 30 years non stop?</p>

    We need to get Norris McWherter onto this one.</p>

    Oh and I bet your breath smells fine.</p>
     
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    Have you tried

    ...Strongbow. It's the cure of all known ills. I guarantee you'll feel better.

    I strive to reach my 5-a-day by using this and haven't been ill in ages. I swear it's working. :D
     
  10. Gue

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    Ha . bloody Ha!!
     
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    Get well soon, the Dr is on his way!

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