Anybody think Quim was neat and tidy for Benfica? nt

is he a brazilian?????????

 

He's also a decent cricketer.

He averaged over 70 last season & was the scourge of the other clubs in his league.
You could often hear the fans of his opponents shouting "get quim out, get quim out".

I needed a shoe horn for that one.

And it was still ****.

 

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How's the Spoff woman going, any further replies?

 

Nope.

It seems Maggy has sussed me out.

It seems Quim had a problem with his feet though.
I saw him get out LBW many times.
The full length delivery swinging into Quim was often his undoing.

Not many bowlers could handle Quim though.

 

That counts me out then.

I tend to be quite short. Its a shame that I can't get it near the 'stump' hole.

 

He got caught in the gully a few times.

The "airy quim shot" meant that some teams fielded two gullies.

His 209 not out earlier in the year was very impressive.
It was 35 degrees & took him 3 hours.
The sight of a sweaty Quim getting in the showers is one I'll never forget.

 

Its a shame the quim i know never edged one of my short ones behind

Quim loved to feel the batsmans wood in his hands between overs.</p>

Thats my last one.</p>

 

His off spin is quite poor though.

In our game I repeatedly tickled Quim through the covers.

I also didn't like the way he tilted his headwear.
Quims cocked hat looked silly.

I could do this all day.

 

A particular favourite of mine... The tickle through the covers.

I've seen people with tents up in the on the cover edge when quim is on show.</p>

 

All our batsmen took a liking to his spin.

Quim got banged all over the place.

He's good mates with David Gower too.
In fact - they flew over our pitch in a plane once for a bit of fun.
They could only do one pass though - as there seemed to be a problem with Quims flaps.

 

Nice Gower analogy

I was sure it was going to be summat to do with a rather large grey monkeys foreheead

 

RE: Nice Gower analogy

He's in partnership with Del Monte on a new project.
I hear "Quim juice" will be released shortly.

I'm not sure if I believe him though.
In fact I said "that sounds fishy, Quim".

This could go on for a while.

 

I played against Quim once, in a 16 over cup match

Larry, our keeper who had a speach impediment that meant he pronounced 'tch' more like 'ck' made me laugh when quim skied one to mid off, and all we could hear from behind the stumps was a nasally 'cack quim, cack quim'

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He was out early against us.

He then spent most of their innings stripping the lead of the pavillion roof along with their captain and Neil, the ex-Millwall striker.

Our Chairman asked me where the lead had gone, just as their captain walked by ... to which I replied:

"he's had it off with Quim and Harris".

Ahem.

 

Quim bleeds to death

after late cut gets snick to deep point brings his downfall.

 

Not as good as the African lad - Trym D'bush

 

The tea at their place was quite poor.

The bread rolls were all damaged & broken - making messy eating almost compulsary.
At one point I clearly remember seeing Quim covered in cottage cheese.

They also had many types of stew.
I overheard someone say that "Quim was full of rabbit".