Elsecar Market, 4pm-ish in the gents. Having a slash and hear a SLAP,SLAP,SLAP including a few grunts. A female voice then says "There's someone in here" (that was me having my slash). Male voice " There isn't ....it's reight" Then (more quietly).....slap, slap,slap etc. 2 cubicles.....1 was engaged At which point I left cos mi beer and missus were waiting and it was bringing back memories. Happy New Year to whoever you are
