Anyone ever caught anyone breaking in or who had broken in to your house?

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  1. gooderzone

    gooderzone Well-Known Member

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    #1 gooderzone, Apr 14, 2015
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    My brother in law got burgled last night. Heard a noise but put it down to the cats. Woke up and they've cleaned him out. (the burgulars not the cats)

    Made me wonder what I'd do if I caught someone in the act.
     
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    #2 BobT, Apr 14, 2015
    Very possessive Lurcher to face, if they come here.
     
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    #3 DEETEE, Apr 14, 2015
    They meet mr fist.
     
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    #4 S.M., Apr 14, 2015
    Mr Fist

    is my favourite poster.
     
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    #5 .:Tyke:., Apr 14, 2015
    Missd him with samurai sword, pulled back swung down missed him by centre meters as he fell backwards out of the window, went to front door to have another go, he was running across the green I thought I'm not chasing thi, turned round to go back in house and saw him going over back fence so run up garden but he just got away, other one running away at the front must have been his mate, to this day I wish I'd tried to stab him in neck instead of trying to chop his head off sure if I had I would have got him had I done that
     
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    #6 Scoff, Apr 14, 2015
    Years ago, the Mrs had a flat at Townend and came back to find her stuff (TV, etc) in the back yard. Without thinking she grabbed a knife and went in by herself. Luckily for them, the scrotes must have been disturbed and done a runner halfway through.
     
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    #7 Chef Tyke, Apr 14, 2015
    Yes, absolutely **** myself. A guy was running at our front door trying to barge it down. He bounced back off it and I shouted at him, probably quite camply. He scarpered. At the time my missus was naked putting fake tan on our bedroom so it would have been a pretty weird situation if he managed to break in. He was black too so it might have looked like some kind of pre empted piss comedy piss take.
     
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    #8 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Apr 14, 2015
    Does she always fake tan the bedroom unclothed?
     
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    #9 Barnsley Loyal, Apr 14, 2015
    i would break each and every one of their fingers

    I would then end up in prison myself but i can guarantee they wouldn't break into anyone else's house
     
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    #10 Bossman, Apr 14, 2015
    I'd probably say on a forum that I'd be all Rambo-like, in reality i'd probably just make a lot of noise and hopefully scare them away
     
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    #11 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Apr 14, 2015
    He weren`t wrong abart that Housemaid`s knee then.
     
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    #12 Googs, Apr 14, 2015
    Re: Mr Fist

    Fixed.
     
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    #13 gooderzone, Apr 14, 2015
    I keep a golf club in the bedroom in case I hear someone trying to break in. Not sure what sort it is as I don't play golf but it looks pretty f*cking nasty. Thing is I'd be scared of killing the tw*ts with it.
     
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    #14 North Yorks Red, Apr 14, 2015
    Go on , you read that in a comic didn't you !? :D
     
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    #15 Googs, Apr 14, 2015
    Where does he live mate?
     
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    #16 gooderzone, Apr 14, 2015
    Rotherham
     
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    #17 Googs, Apr 14, 2015
    Kill Bill, part 3 ;)
     
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    #18 Bossman, Apr 14, 2015
    God no! I'm not going to bother going to see him about my limp wrist
     
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    #19 Bossman, Apr 14, 2015
    Err well the medical term is Rambowrist,
     
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    #20 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Apr 14, 2015
    O.i can believe that mate.
     
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