Anyone ever snapped their 'Banjo String'?

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    This morning, whilst making love to his girlfriend, a friend of mine, who we shall refer to only as 'John', was maybe going at it a bit hard and subsequently burst his 'banjo string'. Through a veil of tears 'John' noticed that the blood was pouring out quite thick and fast, and became increasingly worried as the day wore on and the blood was still pouring out onto his poorly-chosen white George underpants.
    Now, I was just wondering if anyone has any advice that I can give 'John' as to the best way to prevent further bleeding/pain/infection/death etc.?
     
    Guest, Aug 21, 2005
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  2. Gue

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    Poor John!

    :D
     
    Guest, Aug 21, 2005
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  3. Var

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    RE: Poor John!

    I know people who have done the same.
    Apparently it doesn't re-grow, and the end of your jobby is a bit flappy from then on.
     
    Varley, Aug 21, 2005
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    RE: Poor John!

    Might have to be 'careful' in future then!
     
    Journo Tyke, Aug 21, 2005
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  5. Gue

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    RE: Poor John!

    no it don't grow back, i can vouch for that one, left a harry potteresque scar ... maybe there's one for the scientists, sod growing ears on lab rats backs, lets have a banjo string farm...
     
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    Teeny little bit too much info there

    I think :S :S :S
     
    Alityke, Aug 22, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    LOL

    :S
     
    Guest, Aug 22, 2005
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  8. Gue

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    Ouch!!!

    I hope this isn't common amongst "John's"
     
    Guest, Aug 22, 2005
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  10. Gue

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    Update: Anyone ever snapped their 'Banjo String'?

    'John' tells me it isn't sore anymore, he's just worried it gets infected and his thing falls off.
     
    Guest, Aug 22, 2005
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    RE: Update: Anyone ever snapped their 'Banjo String'?

    Int sore ****,sounds terminal
     
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