anyone ever wanted to kill their missus

when she falls out wi you for no reason

 

NO

Wanted to get divorced! It happened n'all.

 

she'll be pissed off

when she realises i slept on floor. oh yes

 

What?

YOu wanting her to feel sorry for ya? Makeup sex n'all that?

 

nah

me mate tickled her - she laughed. i joined in - she dint

fecking bonkers

 

O dear

I'll give it 18 months!

 

18 days more like

2nd daft one in a week

sure she's having an affair.

ah well.....

 

RE: NO

been divorced
3 times wed 4,,like wedding cake????:S

 

Dunt worry

Missus moved out 10 days ago! Love it..... it dunt take that much time to start enjoying yourself.


KIDS?

 

Maybe

You were just too quick to get married. I'm gonna give a relationship 2-3 years before i even contemplate the chuffin thing!

 

RE: nah

i'd be watching your mate closely...laughs at him not you......(NOOO) ...oh oh ...

 

Tell me about it!

 

RE: Dunt worry

bet your still missing her..(

 

Not at all mate

I'm so glad she's put of my life you would'nt believe it!

 

Erm... can't say I have!

It is rather annoying when they do that though, but I can't remember ar lass doing that so far...