I've got 4 upper tier East Stand tickets for the beam back at Oakwell next Saturday and I'm willing to swap them for just 2 tickets to the Liverpool game at Anfield. Yes, that's right, this is a two for one offer. Not only are you getting this superb 2 for 1 offer, but you will also be spared the arduous journey to Liverpool and your chances of encountering a dirty scouser will significantly decrease. This once in a lifetime offer comes with a no win no fee guarantee. If Barnsley fail to win at Anfield you will receive the full £20 I paid for the beam back tickets as recompense. Surely no one afford to miss this startling offer, but you better be quick, this is a first come first served deal.
I am now imaging Bjork running around its oh so quiet ssssssssssshhhhhhh its oh so still ssssssssssshhhhhh and then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!