Anyone for Venison ?

killed a feckin Deer last night, still have the picture in my head of its eyes as it shat itself the second prior to impact. I was only doing about 35 but its made a reight mess of my nearside wing.

The bloke who lives in the property near to where it happened came out as I was standing over the poor thing, said he'd deal with it and that he'd have it butchered and would fill his freezer ! dirty fecker

 

I'd keep quiet about that

You'll have the Queen after you!

 

RE: I'd keep quiet about that

That's swans.

 

RE: I'd keep quiet about that

Or even Corgi's

 

Don't need to report it apparently

I checked with a bloke who knows lots

I hope that Roadkill Ronnie chokes on its liver

 

RE: Don't need to report it apparently

Nice bit of tyre tread deer and flattened cat for afters.</p>



Did you run over it in Lundwood ?</p>

 

RE: Don't need to report it apparently

What did you do with that old deer?

 

RE: Don't need to report it apparently

Didn't eat her.</p>

 

Would you eat something from Lundwood ?

And I'm not referring to paying a visit to a lady 'downstairs'

 

RE: Would you eat something from Lundwood ?

In that case all my answers are null &amp; void.

 

I'm going to leave that one there

before someone gets on to fanny cacking and stuff

 

RE: Don't need to report it apparently

did you, er?

 

RE: Don't need to report it apparently

Dreading what Quincy has to say.

 

RE: I'm going to leave that one there

I'm intrigued as to the lady in question's response to having her fanny shat on.

 

i think hes ok if he takes it home to butcher it but if you had done it then its wrong

i.e. you cant take your own roadkill home! LOL