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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    trapped muscles in the neck? Decapitation and hanging won't be considered [​IMG] Jesus I look like Frankenstein ( yes, I know Dragon, no change there eh).

    Any relief recommendations.........as in pain relief, I haste to add.
     
  2. Gue

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    A good hard shag.
     
  3. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    proper physio asap

    or a massage... as in remedial sports massage not in a 'parlour'
     
  4. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Ibuprofen - Lots
     
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    Ice pack wrapped in tea towel. Although when it happened to me I had to sit with ice pack on neck for about 3 days and nights before it was sorted.
     
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    I'll show you mine if you show me yours
     
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    Red Rag Active Member

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    Heat

    A nice hot water bottle on your neck.</p>

    Repeat when it goes cold.</p>
     
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    Chocolate?

    Normally takes a womans mind off of moaning.
     
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    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    Can't see how that exercises the neck

    Perhaps fellating someone shorter than herself...
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: Can't see how that exercises the neck

    Depends upon the arrangement of the pillows allowing extension of the neck in line avec pelvic thrusts.</p>



    I've thought about that way too much.</p>
     
  11. Rev

    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    I like it.

    Applying the Newton's cradle principle to your nuts and a woman's spinal column.  An interesting proposition.

    Or at least it would be had it not been placed in direct comparison with receiving a blowey.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: I like it.

    This board's a broad Church so I can't see why groundbreaking chiropractic theories can't go side by side with a nosh off posting.
     
  13. Rev

    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    And anyway, applying your revolutionary theory, those who have injuredtheir coccyx should be &quot;treated&quot; from the other end of the spine.

    We should open a chiropracters. Baggsy I get the fallen-downstairs-coccyx injuries. You can have the stiff necks. And the men.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: True

    Pink treatment table in my room then.
     
  15. Caz

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    It was swinging from chandeliers that got me in this mess in first place

    Still, if there's a chance it'll cure me, I've got to go for it.
     
  16. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Tell thi what,

    it's one way of getting out of the housework.
     
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    have a good drag on a couple of bensons,have you still stopped, love.
     
  18. Caz

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    Aye, I certainly have love.

    I'm aproaching the 8 month celebration now. 
     
  19. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Aye, think a night sleeping sat up is on the cards. I can't get up if I lay down! Thanks for the pain relief tips.
     
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    RE: Aye, I certainly have love.

    a big well done,am approaching 18 months and theres times when I could murder one
     

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