Anyone got a panda I can borrow?

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Got a bamboo plant in our garden and it's gone ******* mental.
     
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    sorry all out of Panda's this week, will a Giraffe do, got plenty of them doing nothing, doesn't seem to be a demand to them
     
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    I havent mate but there's a few bears with sore arses on here though.
     
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    Don't think giraffes eat bamboo and I'm all out of acacia trees.
     
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    can't you force feed it to ?
     
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    I used to have a Fiat Panda back in the 80's. Never started in the wet though.
     
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    Got a 2 year old who will eat literally owt cables, cushions the occasional stick so I'm sure she could polish off a titchy plant.
     
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    Send her over. Not sure about titchy though, it's 20 feet high and I think it's eaten the neighbour's dog.
     
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    Bamboo or Pampas Grass :rolleyes:
     
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    Will I do? My sex life resembles that of a panda these days.
     
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    If you want to eat our bamboo you're welcome to it. So long as you don't stand on your head and piss on our trees.

    <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/29/article-0-14BB8D7C000005DC-810_634x554.jpg">
     
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    If i tried standing on my head the only thing I'd be likely to piss on would be my face.
     
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