Anyone got any tips on paintballing?

Off with work tomorrow and never been before... (chinny) (hidebehindsofa)

PS, other than 'don't get shot' and 'shoot the opposition' ff

 

avoid getting shot. nt

 

Don't get shot.

 

Nar then

Funnily enough I expected those answers... lol

Other than that?

 

Avoid letting an opponent shoot you, whilst seizing the opportunity to shot an opponent

Have that!

 

Stop pretending to be middle class!

Paintball's Coming Home

by HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT (LYRICS: Blackwell)

They've got the whole world in their house,
they've got the whole wide world in their house,
they've got the whole world in their house,
to see the new conservatory
They didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
they didn't choose their cat,
the cat chose them,
and what do you know,
its got its own website,
they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some real good friends,
on Henman hill,
they made some good friends,
on Henman hill,
now they all meet up for boxercise,
They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
They buy soup in cartons,
not in tins,
And keep a torch in the back of the car,
They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
They go to one-day cricket,
in fancy dress,
and choose the pub thats got the ball pond for the kids,
They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
They treat the mercury music,
prize win-or,
Obviously thats just jealousy on my part,
They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
They seem to think,
it's a really good idea
To hire a stretch limosine,
He gets over emontional,
when he's drunk,
He gets all too emotional,
when he's drunk,
He gets over emontional,
when he's drunk,
And says,
"I tell you what mate, that baby changed me life",
If I'd have known they were coming, I'd have slashed me wrists

 

Yes

Wear lots of clothes, because trust me.

It hurts when you get shot and it gives a lovely bruise..lol

 

be prepared to buy lots of paintballs

as the 'free' ones wont last two minutes,i have been a few times and i would suggest that you get the gung ho giddy ballox out of the way first,then knuckle down to some serious paintball,which means laying low and picking off your targets one by one,like i said before its easy to get carried away and get all trigger happy,you wont get very far like that,be patient,it doesnt really hurt if you hear people say that they are a wuss,enjoy it,i love it.

 

Buy loads of paint

keep low

dont stop shooting

 

lol

Try telling my mate who was built like a brick shithouse that it didnt hurt when he got shot in the throat.. I actually thought he'd been shot by a real bullet.

So funny seeing him rolling about..

 

RE: Stop pretending to be middle class!

http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=half man half biscuit paintball&search=Search

 

Get yourself one of these .....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/M88-HELMET-USMC-SWAT-Paintball-Airsoft-Combat_W0QQitemZ220147665798QQihZ012QQcategoryZ36076QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem</p>

...although it's a bit late if you are going tomorrow.</p>

As everyone else says keep your head down 'cos boy do it hurt when you get hit</p>

 

okay i will give you that

but 9/10 times you get hit on the body and that doesnt really hurt,getting hit on the throat or face is not that common,to be hit and hurt isnt that common,usually women say it hurts,i rest my case

 

RE: okay i will give you that

I have had a couple of nasty bruises on my body. Got hit on the (kissmyass) once and it went purple and yellow.

 

me too,but i wouldnt say i felt them at the time though nt

 

RE: me too,but i wouldnt say i felt them at the time though nt

Agree. It just feels like you have been slapped at the time. Its the next day and the couple of days after. But I have been before and had no injuries. Like you say, you have to just be unlucky to be hurt.

 

I've dug my cricket box out...

Wise or am I being a poof?

To be honest the thought of being hit there does not fill me with joy... (casualty)

 

RE: I've dug my cricket box out...

I have never known anyone get hit there. But now you are worrying about it....

 

RE: I've dug my cricket box out...

Not worth the risk is it?!