Anyone had a Rhomboid muscle in spasm? (No filthy answers please!)

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  1. fir

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    Absolute agony.
    Off to see Dr on fri, but in meantime I'm really struggling. Need a miracle cure, or I'm gonna be on a diet of Brandy & Ibruprofen fo rthe forseeable future.
     
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    Major or minor?

    He really is very good you know. Get well soon!
     
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    He's magic

    Do you think he could come & tend to my aching shoulder blade?
    God, I'm sober & I'm talking sh###
    (doh)
     
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    Answer the question

    Major or minor and which side?

    A common cause of minor rhomboid muscle strain in women is attempting to lift a full pint when usually only a half is within the normal specification. However, undue strain can be avoided by quickly necking the majority of the pint before the excess weight begins to take effect. I understand you have been practicing this technique recently, obviously to no avail.

    Truss me, I'm a doctor.
     
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    RE: Answer the question

    HA ha, but as you know, any pint measure is carefully measured, at regular intervals, into a half measure vestibule, prior to "necking" to avoid aforementioned strain, (whilst maintaining feminine pose).

    Left side, major & minor - obviously - it has to be it's that much aggro. (casualty)
     
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    Half Measure Vestibule?

    What on earth is that?

    Sounds like the small windowless room at the back of a church where undecided couples go to sign the register after a wedding which they didn't quite agree with.
     
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    RE: Half Measure Vestibule?

    Lol. Just trying to find out how hammered you are. :eek:
    Off to bed now for no sleep again. :(
     
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    Well you are obviously

    In a similar state to me. Good night!

    N A R D I E L L O ! ! ! !
     
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    I wish

    I felt like you sound!
    Goodnight.

    Nardiello
    Nardiello
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    RE: Answer the question

    i thought the main cause of this particular type of muscle strain in wimmin was their attempts to get their purse out.
     

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