Anyone know how to sto pre interview nerves

been shaking like a shittin grayhound for over 24 hours and interview int til late morning tomorrow

 

are you good enough for the job,ask yourself that

if thge answer is a big capital letter yes then stop shaking...they must think you worthy or you would not be in the interview room later.so calm down luvvy.You are a candidate you earned their respect THEIR RESPECT..so believe in yaself and go get it LADY...and if not try Tamazipan

 

Love eggs.

Inserted anally.

Hi kids.

 

or if feeling adventurous hard boiled EMU eggs nt

 

Yes I am capable of it, more than capable

but hate selling messen, bigging messen & my achievements up doesnt come naturally.

I know there are very few people in the UK with more experience & expertise in my field than me but telling folk I dont know feels wrong. Its a woman thing.

Dont think temazepam is a good idea 1) its a controlled drug 2) I'd be asleep at the wheel 3) now ay would I impress them snoring

 

funniest post of the year. nt

 

I told you before - that particular penchant

is for your eyes only!

 

Forgotten how easy to amuse you are nt

 

You're capable of doing the job

They're impressed with your application . Make sure you give off an air of self belief . Don't waffle . Always look them straight in the eye , whether answering or asking questions .
Nerves at this point are always a good sign . They'll disappear when you walk in for the interview .

 

do you want this post?is it better dosh? is it higher profile? would you feel good about it?

get in there lass SELL SELL SELL. opportunity has this habit of not showing up too often so GRAB IT BY THE EARS AND SHAKE IT

 

Better post something filthy before ***** Adminge delete it:

Big fat black **** in a young blonde birds harris.

There.

What was the question again?

 

Oh and go dressed like this

<img src ="http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/pub/21publish/chrisj007/img45f811300c01f.jpg">

 

Is it post like Yoda day ? nt

 

What?

Like Jacob Burns?

Cue TM ...

 

The colour you describe

int my fave as you know

 

never in a zillion years would she fit into that...

hat

 

Erm yes better job

Oh yes deffo better cash has potential to be higher profile, depends on successful candidate

 

RE: Is it post like Yoda day ? nt

You two are the same height as Yoda.

And I bet your hampton is also green & manky.

 

of the thousands of interviews I've been to, I've always found being pissed helps me relax.

Getting thrown out of an interview isn't anything to be concerned about, they're just not ready for a dynamic employee who's looking for somewhere to piss.

 

You don't like blondes?

Bright eyed ginger girl being double penetrated by Fola Onibuje & Adebayo Akinfenwa.

Just that.

Or Nardiello & Shuker.
In a York Hotel room.