Anyone on here an electrician or can recommend one?

Need a cooker wiring up.

Thanks

 

Yeah, right.

"Hello, love - I'm here to wire up your cooker"
"Ohh - erm - I don't even have a cooker ... ooohhh - look at your tools"
"Eh?"
"Ooops - all my clothes have just fallen off, Mr Electrician, could you give me a hand?"

Will Kev be in the cupbaord with the video camera again?

 

Lol

Kev won't be hiding this time as he gets sulks on!

 

You two are very naughty.

I don't think you should be getting the BBS crew involved in your sexual shenanigans though.
You don't want to end up getting accidentally spit roasted by Mr x & Roundsman.

I never thought I'd type the words "accidentally spit roasted".

Am I doing the sound & lighting again?
Sorry the lights were shaking a bit last time.

 

try safety 1st love, rewired my house a few year back and they did a cracking job.....01226718362

 

Thanks. nt

 

No you're not.

You botched the job last time!

 

I told you.

Someone must have spilled wallpaper paste on the lights & sound equipment.

It was your fault.
You need to think up some better themes than your Plumber, Milkman & Electrician scenario's.

I think you should pretend to be in the office at a football club, let's say - in the wages department, then the Manager & Chairman walk in to tell you off about their bonus not being paid.
They then proceed to take their bonus out on you ... sexually.

Maybe I've thought about this a bit too much?

 

Not the wages office again,

where/how do you think I met Kev?

And Yes you do seem to be putting a lot of thought into your scenarios.

 

How about:

You are trapped in an Indian Hotel.
Terrorists are shooting people left, right & centre.
You huddle for safety with the entire Rugby Team from Western Samoa.
You realise you might not have long to live ...

... lights, camera ... action.

Not sure what the Samoan's would be doing in India, but I still think it has legs.

 

Legs?

30 + replacements

 

Keep up with things,

the rugby team scenario was years ago, although not in India.

 

RE: Legs?

I think you'll find she'd require a replacement perineum after the Samoan's were done.

 

Hark at him with the Doctor's speak.

You been going round Sheffield with your "Trainee Gyn(a)ecologist" t.shirt on again?

 

Yep.

It's the only way I can lure them into my van.
Rohypnol is so 90's.

There's a porno theme there somewhere.
That's it.
The AA Man.

"I'm stuck on the A47 - just a stone's throw from Swaffham, just round the corner from the Owl Sanctuary"
"Don't worry, Madam, our driver will be there soon"

"Hello there - it's my husbands car & it's just got no drive anymore"
"Don't worry, love, I'll sort you out"
"Ooohhh - that's just what I was hoping for"
"Here's my dipstick" etc etc.

I could do this for a living.

 

pm nt

 

Sorted now thanks. nt