Can I pop round, 'cos I've got an overwhelming desire to kick one. **** **** **** fcukity **** **** **** That's my considered match report. That game was won. Twice in a week Jim! Come on man, you're better than that. It's going to make the difference between staying up and going down.
In bed suffering from vomiting, diarrhoea, runny nose, blinding headaches, sore throat, tight chest, persistent shivering. Only just got up and, at first, when I saw the score, I wasn't too disheartened, especially when looking at the results of all the other clubs down at the bottom. Then I saw the timing of the goals and it was somewhat deflating.
Hey sorry to hear of the illness mate. Doesna sound good at all. Plenty hot toddys. Speedy recovery mate.
No, it doesn't live next door to me, mate. It just comes wandering into the garden, from goodness knows where, uninvited. Probably realises I'm an animal lover!
Sorry, will have to do my research better in future. Have a good evening, and as you know hot curries are great for clearing blockages of all kinds!
Sorry to hear that, hope you're better soon. Not quite as frustrating as Ipswich '96, but close. Only aged 5 years instead of 10. If it's any consolation, all of us who went now feel as bad as you.
Thank you, mate. We should have the likes of Frimpong, McLaughlin, Mellis &, hopefully, McCourt to come back into the team in the next few weeks. I'm certainly not throwing in the towel with our players & manager.
With any luck, I'll be there at the next home match acting like a big wind break to stop you feeling cold!