Just booked my train to London for a present bought for me by our lass. I am going to butcher a pig and then cook it in some gourmet place. Definitely the most "different" present I've ever been bought- but as I cook to a decent standard I actually can't wait.
I'll swap you that for a box set of Bear Grylls DVDs. I don't even know who the **** Bear Grylls is. Always good to know that your mam knows you so well.