Budweiser are doing an advert at half time during the game on Saturday. They are going to be sending a camera crew to follow a large group of supporters to the game (preferably by train) and then in a bar before the game. Any volunteers?
I guess you have to drink Budweiser for the day. That's a kick in the teeth on our biggest day out of the year.
You'll have to get the trip to the lap dancers in before the game this time. "You don't get none of this in Barnsley"
They can cone on the club coach with me and mi fatha if they are stuck. We might go for a coffee before the game too. Should make a belting advert.
Budweiser film crew on a 15 seater mini bus heading to the Etihad from Hemsworth Tesco superstore. Imagine the footage.
Midday-Coach departs midday + 1 minute-Mentalist asks coach driver to stop by his house as he has forgotten his belt,packed lunch,match ticket,shoes,2010 World Cup Panini sticker book midday + 5 minutes-Mentalist plus guests break into song "one green bottle standing on the wall,one green bottle......." midday + 30 minutes-Mentalists asks Budweiser crew if any of them are members of the BBS midday + 45 minutes-"five green bottles standing on the wall,five green bottles....." 1 pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser crew if any of them have ever been to Spain on a team building exercise 1.30pm-"twenty green bottles standing on the wall,twenty green bottles........" 1.45pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser crew if any of them have ever been ignored by Bobby Hassell or heard him swear. 2pm-Mentalist opens his packed lunch of boiled eggs and moyo 2.15pm-"Twenty seven green bottles standing on the wall,twenty seven green bottles......." 2.30pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser crew if they will help him lick the back of his stickers before he puts them into his book 2.45pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser film crew if they know the total debt of all the football clubs in the German leagues 3pm-"Thirty five green bottles standing on the wall,thirty five green bottles........" 3.15pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser film crew why rocks are different shapes 3.30pm-Mentalist asks Budweiser film crew why eggs are put in curries 3.31pm-All Budweiser film crew along with coach drive leap from mini bus in mass suicide on M62 3.40-"Forty green bottles standing on the wall,forty green bottles.........."