Apart from the team what other thing would you change at oakwell to improve the overall football exp

1 more bar staff
2 better looking bar staff
3 cheaper beer
4 a special fat Barsteward stand so i don't feel squashed by the weeble next to me
5 better grub
6 better beer range
7 pole dancers at half time
8 free half time draw
9 walking bar staff who provide seat service refills( so you don't have to leave your seat to get a pint!)
10 free refund if the games ****